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Monday, 10 May 2004

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Michael Jackson Keynote Speaker for Shemales

Las Vegas -- The National Federation of Shemales on Film (NFSF) have invited Michael Jackson to be the Keynote speaker at their annual Shemale Blowout Party - the meeting they sponsor each year in Las Vegas to discuss issues relating to Hollywood's misrepresentation of shemale semiotics. In addition to speaking, Jackson will receive the Milton Beuhler Shemale Achievement Award given each year to the non-shemale celebrity who best represents the aspirations of the NFSF. The award, a detached penis mounted on the back of a crystal feline, is highly coveted in Hollywood.

The meeting, held each year in the main men's room at the Hotel Grenadier in Las Vegas, is a black tie and evening gown affair. There is concern that Jackson will be denied entrance to the men's room, but NFSF president Lamarrisa Hardaway said she felt certain Jackson could be declared an honorary man for the evening.

The weeklong meeting will begin with registration on July 11th.

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