Written by AcesAndy
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Topics: Afghanistan, goat

Friday, 9 May 2008

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You've got to be Kidding.

A new show is soon to be aired on the Arabic Satellite Channel, Al Jazeera in an attempt to show the Western World how far Afghanistan has progressed in the last few years. Afghanistans Goat Talent will showcase the huge range of skills attributed to these most beloved of mountain beasts and the goatherders who shepherd them.

Abdul Haq Qalzai of Al Jazeera tells us "we are very much looking forward to seeing the abilities of our Goat population. During auditions in the Baghlan province we have already been treated to the milking abilities of Jamila and her beloved Osama - rarely have you seen teats on display like these. We also caught a glimpse of Habibullah the Goatherder amputee juggling three Kids using only his bare feet - truly astounding".

Afghanistans Goat Talent airs for the first time this coming Saturday night scheduled between Strictly Sand Dancing and Relocation Relocation Relocation.

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