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Thursday, 8 May 2008

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Danger of pricks. Lots of pricks.

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is recovering at his home in Cheshire, England after pricking his bottom on a needle he landed on while bouncing on a cock of hay for a scene in his latest film 'The Boys in the Barn'.

The young British Oak had to receive another little prick in the hospital as the male nurse gave him a tetanus injection too. Luckily the lad was well enough to go home and recuperate for the next days shooting.

"Stunts can go horribly wrong sometimes. I've seen some cunning stunts go bad myself once or twice", said the movies burly stunt co-coordinator Rick O'Shea, "Harry - sorry - Daniel, had to leap onto some hay and writhe around in ecstasy while naked. He just was the unfortunate one of the 20 other's involved in the sequence who got hurt. He's inexperienced, you see. Fragile. Effete. Get my drift?"

The low-budget film is being co-produced by Radliffe himself and tells the story of a former child star who enjoys naked romps with his male ginger pals in farmhouse barns all across the English countryside.

When asked what attracted him to the script, Radcliffe replied "the opportunity to touch 20 other men's bottoms and film it for posterity".

'The Boys in the Barn' will only be distributed amongst Radcliffe's closet friends. And Kevin Spacey.

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