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Topics: vagina, taco

Thursday, 8 May 2008

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Taco/pussy still open for bidding on Ebay

Across the world there have been images on trees, rocks and even the sky that have reminded people of God, Jesus, his mother and all kinds of natural and supernatural phenomena.

There was a tree trunk on Long Island that had the face of the crucified Christ. An amateur photographer snapped a photo of clouds from a plane that bore a distinct resemblance to the Easter Bunny (Unfortunately the camera bug was arrested by air marshals and is now imprisoned as a terrorist in GITMO). And recently in a Mexico City Taqueria one of the regular clientele ordered his usual taco.

When the traditional Mexican treat was brought to the table, customers began remarking that the taco looked just like a vagina. The famished customer went to eat the taco but his fellow taco lovers urged him to preserve it and sell it on Ebay. As of this morning Taco/pussy was going for $1,000 pesos.

The taqueria customer, Come Mibeecho, told reporters that he never thought he would get such a thrill from NOT eating a taco.

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