We'reAHellOfALotBetterThanYou Hills, CA.- In an all-too expected announcement, Nick Cannon has filed for divorce from new nanny - Ahem, sorry! - wife, Mariah Carey.
The reason given for the split cite "irreconcilable differences", most likely attributed to Mariah's well publicized dislike for changing diapers, as well as Nick's preferences for breasts which are no less than half the age of thier owner.
Lawyers for both sides say that the divorce proceedings should go smoothly, and the only demands are from Cannon.
Reports state that he is asking for Child Support, so as to maintain his lifestyle, and the return of little ladder he uses to get in and out of his playpen.