Written by Walt
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Topics: Sex, sadomasochism

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

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Handcuffs for BDSM wimps

With lined handcuffs such as these now available at various Bondage, Domination, Sadism & Masochism retail outlets, it is clear that a new generation of very soft masochists are coming of age.

Heirs of Ritter von Sacher-Masoch & the Marquis de Sade have declined comment.

Retailers say that the new toys have increased sales by a large margin because the "softer" approach entices more & more newbies into the so-called lifestyle. Young women like the fashionable color choices & appreciate not having to feel the cold, unyielding steel.

One rigid dominant, however, claims that softies will rue the day--"Only the hard ones will prevail."

The softies claim that the entire subculture needs new, fresh meat that isn't put off by obviously threatening & often painful types of gear. "Soft is the new way," [as long as you] ". . . get the neophyte accepting, restrained, and ready for adventure."

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