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Tuesday, 6 May 2008

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Emma left broken hearted after Radders dates Miley.

Millionaire Emma Watson is reportedly taking a 'well earned' rest from filming the 6th Harry Potter film as producers feel she is over worked. However my sources can reveal that although it is true that Ms. Watson is taking a break, it is for a completely different reason all together!

It is a well known rumour that Emma has been unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her fellow Hogwarts actor Radders for some time now, but when she heard that her new BFF Miley Cyrus was dating him she was left broken hearted and could not face seeing Radcliffe everyday at work.

Emma refused to comment, but sources close to her say she has locked herself in her bedroom with a barrel of mint choc ice cream and a year's supply of Kleenex and will under no circumstances come out, not even to urinate.

Dan on the other hand had much a lot to say "I can't help it if woman fall madly in love with me left right and centre, I just have that affect on all of woman kind!"

However he did admit that Miley and he are not serious, so it looks like Emma doesn't have anything long-term to worry about as DanRad changes his woman quicker than he changes his underwear.

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