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Tuesday, 6 May 2008

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Will Smith is reportedly furious at rumours circulating in Hollywood this week that appear to suggest that each movie he has made has just been a loosely written rehash of his previous release.

Smith, a former classical Shakespearian actor, is one of of Hollywood's biggest box office draws and is known the world over for his quick fire on screen wit and sticky out ears.

During an interview broadcast yesterday evening on 'Late night with Conan O'Brien' Smith appeared irritable and moody and when the mischievous flame haired host made a reference to his latest movie 'Deja Vu' asking him if it was a remake the normally jocular actor lost the plot.

The video of Smiths 'outburst' has received over 5 million hits in less than one day on 'You Tube' and Smiths legal team are involved in delicate negotiations with O'Brien's proctologist in a bid to place a ceiling on the stricken Talk Show hosts medical bills.

Many news networks have refused to screen footage of the assault opting instead to show an image of the DVD case used and a soundbyte of Smith berating O'Brien as members of the studio audience and production staff restrained him until both the Police and Paramedics arrived.

"Fuck you O'Brien you ginger Mother Fucker!'" Smith was heard to say.

" 'Deja Vu' is completely different to any of my previous movies you rag assed little Irish son of a bitch.

I play the part of a 'Navy Seal Special ops Officer' who has to say an emotional and heartbreaking goodbye to my six year old son and my 'Supermodel' wife and then go and save the world single handedly to a 'Motown' soundtrack.

Does that really sound like any other film I've ever made Asshole?"

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