Written by Norton Folgate

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Topics: Rap, Doctors, Dr Dre

Friday, 2 May 2008

Rap Artist Dr Dre, will next month go to court as the American Health Authority plans to prosecute him for not being a real Doctor.

A spokesperson for the AHA said 'as far as we can see, the accused has no medical qualifications and as such he is in breach of regulations. I am not aware that he is practicing as a real Doctor but whatever; he should change his name as he does not have the necessary credentials.'

This follows a similar case where recently American soul singer Michael Bolton was found to be actually from Connecticut and not the Lancashire town in the North West of England.

Locals in the Bolton area are not impressed and are taking action to obtain a court ruling for the heartthrob to change his name, move to the town of Bolton or ideally, stop singing.

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