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Topics: George W. Bush, Rap

Wednesday, 30 April 2008

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WPE, Hoemasta GWB

Worst Prez Eva, Hoemasta GWB has released a new album with the hit release: "It's Hard Out There fo a Hoe Bush!"

NY Times Hip Hop Critic, Critikal Whiter Dan White dubs Dubya hit: "Da fust thang Dubya haz Jizzed right. Da brutha haz brung 'US War Unjustified', 'Recession Really Derpressin', 'Warmer Earth N Dirtier Air, Torture Incorporated' and 'Cheney Done Shot Me in Da Face!'. Dis homey haz laid down dese groovin' tracks just fo the foos Repub Lickens goin down the shithouse drain."

The album naming song is being freed for freeloadin on the down low on HLNT, DC's all whitey owned Home of the Hippety Hoppers, Hot Licks Nigga Tunes for a limited time only. Very Rev Jeremiad IR Wrighteous has released a commercial endorsement for GWB's "Hoe Bush":

"Dis shiat is the Shiite of white bread rap. It's the suicide bomba like I been to Obama...Gad Bless his soul!"

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