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Tuesday, 29 April 2008

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Vanessa started to scream.

Zac and Vanessa's relationship has been on the rocks for a while, but three days ago it rocked totally off.

Zac and Vanessa were out shopping in downtown L.A, when a little girl aged about 10 came up to Zac, declaring herself his biggest fan, and begging for an autograph. Zac of course obliged, making conversation with the girl.

It was reported that Vanessa began to get impatient, and tried to hurry Zac up, while saying to the little girl "Look, we're kind of busy, so can you just leave us alone?"

Zac (shocked), turned to his girlfriend and told her that "he had all the time in the world for his fans." At these words, Vanessa started screaming at Zac, telling him how "selfish" he was, and "why can't you make as much time for me?"

She then rounded on the girl, shouting at her too, causing the 10 year old to burst into tears, resulting in Zac putting his arm around the girl. This small movement snapped Vanessa, who slapped her boyfriend, and ran off, leaving him in the middle of the street, as a huge crowd was already forming.

"I have no idea why she acted that way." Zac told us. "I can't believe what I saw in her, but we are so over now. Our relationship was kind of unsteady before, but I have no wish to continue it with her if she is going to act like that every time one of my fans comes up to me."

So it seems as if Zac and Vanessa are "so over now." We will keep you updated on this story.

Vanessa refused to comment on her actions and Zac's decision to end their relationship.

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