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Tuesday, 29 April 2008

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"Wearing a red jacket and green pants would make me want to shoot myself." said a "When Garanimals Attack!" producer.

Fox Network today has announced its new lineup for the 2008-09 season. Gone will be popular shows like "House" and "Bones" and in are new shows like "When Garanimals Attack!"

'When Garanimals Attack" will be hosted by world renowned fashion critic Harry Blackwell. His combination of knowledge of what is fashionable and his disdain for what is not is what made Fox choose him to host this show over more popular fashion icons like Paris Hilton and Jason Alexander.

"My goal with the show is to inform Americans the dire consequences of poor fashion decisions. It does not only affect the individual, but society as a whole."

Also included in Fox's fall lineup is a longer "American Idol" season with the popular charity special in the end of February called, "American Idol: Idol Gives Up."

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