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Friday, 25 April 2008

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Pretend Lady and imaginary Beatle, Yoko Ono has recently given interviews in which she discusses the travails of inheriting billions after destroying the money machine called the Beatles. She and her talent less children are also involved in a fight over copyright violation of the idealistic and anti-materialist anthem, "Imagine".

Never a Beatle, the stepped in shit lucky "artiste", Ono is taking a film company to court for their use of her husband's soft rock masterpiece, Imagine. Lawyers for the film company have submitted into evidence John's own words from the timeless song:

    Imagine no possessions
    I wonder if you can
    No need for greed or hunger
    A brotherhood of man
    Imagine all the people
    Sharing all the world

    You may say that I'm a dreamer
    But I'm not the only one
    I hope someday you'll join us
    And the world will live as one

Lennon's heirs' lawyer, Foney Ono, the sister of the still grieving billionairess commented to the court:" Do you think any billionaire could write these words and mean them. If you do you probably believe that Coke is the real thing and the Big Mac is health food!"

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