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Topics: Bears, will ferrell

Thursday, 24 April 2008

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Bear-faced cheek of it all...

Hollywood, Ca - (Bear-Faced Cheek Mess): In a clear case of mistaken identity a grizzly bear has killed his handler after mistaking him for Semi-Pro co-star Will Ferrell.

"We think Rocky just went bezerk after hearing he'd been cheated of over $10 million in performance fees after Ferrell creamed off the whole lot," a LAPD source said today.

The 700lb giant apparently went straight for the jugular after his handler Stephan Miller, 39, brought him another movie studio contract to sign for the sequel Semi-Pro II.

A spokesman for San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department said today they were investigating whether a bare-faced cheek clause had been inserted into the legal papers which would have credited Rocky's performance "to a low-life Arkansas stunt artiste called Grizzly."

Will Ferrell is 69.

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