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Sunday, 20 April 2008

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Eighties Pop Star and Internet Legend Rick Astley was today accused of abandoning a former latex playmate, after winning his record deal.

"He made all these promises" said Lola a twenty six year old blow-up doll. " He said he would never give me up but as soon as he got famous and met real girls that was it. He let me down."

Lola looks permanently surprised that the megastar went back on his promises. "He told me lies and hurt me by lying about seeing other women, since then my heart has ached for him but I have been too shy to do anything about it. He let me down, shoved me in a cupboard and I got a puncture. I wouldn't get that from any other guy."

A spokesman for Rick Astley said "Seriously, guys..is that what you call journalism these days? What channel you from...ABC?"

Lola is now in the care of an undisclosed journalist with a Greek sounding surname, Stephanopoulous.

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