Written by Sophie Jayne
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Friday, 18 April 2008

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I have already bought my wedding dress.

Daniel Radcliffe is a gorgeous, well spoken, charming, rich sex god so I guess it was only a matter of time before I allowed him to make an honest woman of me. Yes that is right, Radders has popped the question to me and I said yes and I am now reporting on my own engagement.

It was all dead romantic; I was at the Harry Potter Farnham set hiding in the bushes, as I do on a regular basis, just trying to catch a glimpse of him. When suddenly I felt hands upon my person. I turned around in a panic thinking that I had been caught yet again by one of the hundreds of SAS men. But when I turned around, to my surprise my eyes met those of DanRad.

"It has come to my attention that you are deeply attracted to me and therefore as I have no other offers will you marry me?" He said as he knelt down on one knee in the bush "By the way, what is your name again?"

I was so over come by love that I swept him up in my arms and snogged his face off.

Although we have not set a date for a wedding, what is for sure is that none of you pessimists that said I would never get my man, or thought that I was over obsessed will be invite! So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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