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Thursday, 17 April 2008

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Radcliffe's some what dodgy perfume.

Daniel Radcliffe the ever so famous actor, some of you may know as Harry Potter has come up with yet another money making scheme. He will follow in the footsteps of other A-list Celebes should as Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and the Beckhams as he launches his new fragrance for men called l'urine.

Speaking openly to us about his latest adventure he said "I bought each bottle of l'urine off eBay for a tenner and then stuck a fancy label over the top of the old dusty one and I am now going to sell it for £489.99 a bottle. It is the best thing I have done in my entire life."

As usual Radcliffe's comments earned him some funny looks and he was again thought to have gone crazy.

Daniel generously gave his good friend Rupert Grint a bottle of the perfume as a 'thank you' present for bailing him out of prison earlier this week. Grint tested l'urine and has since came up in such a bad rash he has had to call in sick to the Harry Potter studios for the past two days.

Despite Rupert's fatal position Dan will continue to pursue his fragrance career even branching out into woman's perfumes and is determined to make at least £34million before the end of the present financial year.

Go Radcliffe go.

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