Written by zacswifey101

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Thursday, 17 April 2008

image for Ashley Tisdale's alleged Nose Job
Her boob job cost over $250,000.

In a dream I had, Ashley Tisdale went under the knife for a nose job. But what she was actually doing was getting her breasts done!

She told me, "I just thought they needed to look bigger [looks down on her breasts]" She also reported, "I know I'm a big star, but now since I have so many fans, and so much publicity, I want for my body to look good in every single aspect. Or at least as much as I can."

Now, don't get us wrong, they do look very good (according to Mexican reporter, Tito Santos). Ashley sounded very excited about her brand new body. Or at least a part of it...

Ashley also wants to get a more curvier body-shape. She doesn't want to make any decisions to drastic. Ashley sure does have more confidence now!

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