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Thursday, 17 April 2008

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Jessica Simpsons says that it should be a piece of cake

Actress, model, singer, commercial spokesperson, and personality Jessica Simpson wants to add another job to her resume': daredevil. Simpson announced today that she plans on recreating some of Evel Knievel's most famous jumps and stunts.

"See, I found this white costume with the stars and stripes and it looks so good on me and I think it is so cute on top of a motorcycle and I think it would look really hot with my hair flying behind me and the neat little scarf around my neck and the crowds cheering, that I just gotta do it.

"We did lots of these jumps and stuff in my Dukes of Hazzard movie and I never even broke a nail.

"I think I'll start by jumping over a bunch of busses in the parking lot of some Las Vegas hotel and just go from there. We'll do this, of course, during sweeps week.

"First, though, I'm going to have to find a stuntman with big enough boobs and just the right color hair."

Knievel is wheel spinning in his grave.

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