Uproar in Hollywood today as Paris Hilton is rumoured to be the mystery buyer of the Marilyn Munroe sex tape. A close friend of Paris told Spoof that Paris considered the tape "ordinary" and had declared "Marilyn was a dead root!"
It is further alleged that Paris told a friend "if that is the best she can do, I have no idea how she swallowed all those pills."
Meanwhile the source of the Marilyn tape remains a mystery, with suggestions it was covertly filmed as part of an FBI sting denied today by a US Government Official. "As far as I can reveal..." the official said, "...the film is actually an audition tape Marilyn did for 'Gentleman Prefer Blondes'. Having seen the tapes 15 minute marathon blow job, I can tell ya the film was aptly named!"