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Wednesday, 16 April 2008

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Marilyn was an amateur pole smoker according to Paris

Uproar in Hollywood today as Paris Hilton is rumoured to be the mystery buyer of the Marilyn Munroe sex tape. A close friend of Paris told Spoof that Paris considered the tape "ordinary" and had declared "Marilyn was a dead root!"

It is further alleged that Paris told a friend "if that is the best she can do, I have no idea how she swallowed all those pills."

Meanwhile the source of the Marilyn tape remains a mystery, with suggestions it was covertly filmed as part of an FBI sting denied today by a US Government Official. "As far as I can reveal..." the official said, "...the film is actually an audition tape Marilyn did for 'Gentleman Prefer Blondes'. Having seen the tapes 15 minute marathon blow job, I can tell ya the film was aptly named!"

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