The London and NY Broadway stages have been presenting the musical hit of the decade, Bushie and Tony Todd, the Butcher Butchers of Iraq Street.
In a truly Arab brown comic opera the twin butchers pile the corpses high in a farcical attempt to establish a kosher butcher business in the Muslim world.
Israeli rabbis bless the human livestock as hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqis are shuttled into the freezers and chopping blocks of Bushie and Tony Todd's Iraq Street Kosher Butchers.
US soldier cutlets are sold at a premium price as Iraqi armed farces are sold as so much chopped liver. The ridiculously successful meat grinder credits its success to the large variety of cuts of meat.
The soprano in the second act sings a handbill advertising the incredible variety of offerings: Shiite shish kebab, Sunni sirloin, al-Qaida Cacciatore and Kurdish Whey-fed Filet Mignon. Come and get it, carnivores, she sings, the supply has exceeded the demand as Bushie Todd and his twin butcher, Tony keep the corpses flowing!