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Sunday, 13 April 2008

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At a press conference in Seattle early this morning, Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, firmly denied having received oral sex from deranged pop star Britney Spears.

"I am trying to prevent a war and create peace in the world", the Tibetan leader stated. "Why are you hounding me about something that did not happen?"

The Dalai Lama claims he has never broken his vow of celibacy either orally or otherwise. Sources close to the leader claimed otherwise.

"I saw Britney sucking him off," said a monk who spoke on condition of anonymity. "I have a videotape".

The monk produced a grainy videotape of a man allegedly strongly resembling the exiled spiritual leader being fellated by a blond woman who may or may not have been Britney Spears. Identification could not be verified as the woman was only seen from behind.

Britney neither confirmed nor denied performing oral sex on the man his followers call "his holiness".

"I don't think so", the superstar diva claimed. "Maybe. I might have when I was drunk. That doesn't count, does it?"

When shown the videotape Britney simply exclaimed "THAT WAS HIM?"

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