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Thursday, 10 April 2008

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Moe N Moe Dowdy

NY Times Op-ed witch, Moe Dowdy should be evaluated on the politics page but her dirty dishing during this primary season and the cat fight she has conducted against Senator Clinton has banished all comment about her to the gossip page.

Dowdy, who is daily growing into her name, is said to be frustrated in her job and jealous as Othello that another WASP woman has a shot at the Presidency while she languishes on the NY Times op-ed pages. Pouring serious salt into Moe's no better blues is the fact that she goes through life alone and Hillary is married to a nymphomaniac.

Sources close to Liberal Dowdy say that her Hillary hate outdoes even the most misogynistic conservative Christian in the country:" When you hate more than a neo-con Christ-ee, that going a country mile!" one fundie pastor preached.

But in a surprise article this week Ms Moe N Moe Dowdy turned her venom on General Petraeus and transformed her Othello to a Lady Macbeth. "Finally using her powers for good, the op-ed queen repeatedly stabbed the deserving Betray-us for his politically motivated cover-up for the failed War on the Iraqi people perpetrated by Bush and Co.": commented an anonymous mouse at the Times.

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