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Wednesday, 9 April 2008

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The Mosley Nazi S&M movie would be a natural goose step up from Valkyrie

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Tom Cruise is tipped to direct and star in a new Hitler-themed blockbuster after a Hollywood studio acquired the rights to The News Of The Screws' video footage of Max Mosley's Nazi S&M orgy.

The move follows Mosley's High Court failure to gag a 90 second excerpt which shows him enacting the last desperate shaggings in the Fuehrer's bunker.

Details are still sketchy but are said to include Madonna as Colditz Castle's ageing mistress of ceremonies wielding the lash and raking in the moolah.

The Third Reich hookers' parts are to be offered to Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Victoria Beckham and relative newcomer on the scene Vanessa Hudgens.

At his Pratts Bottom country home today Max Mosley remained defiant about quitting pubic life, especially all those lucrative world motor sport directorships.

Mrs Mosely meanwhile has hired Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton.

She is said to be underwhelmend by reports that Helen Mirren and Judi Dench have already been assigned to play respective movie parts.

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