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Tuesday, 4 May 2004

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I'll be there for you...NOT!

Los Angeles-

Thursday's finale of the hit sitcom Friends is expected to drawn in 40 million viewers. Ironically 35 million of those viewers have no friends.

"This is so sad," said friendless Friends fanatic Monica Geller (who changed her name six years ago). "How will I get along without Chandler? I can relate to them so well. Like the other Monica, I was overweight in high school. Only I'm still in high school, I'm still overweight, and I have no friends."

"Will you watch it with me?" asked friendless Friends viewer Dippy Moore. "Won't somebody watch it with me?"

Although the theme song is titled, I'll be there for you, it is clear that for viewers such as Dippy Moore, nobody will be there for him.

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