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Tuesday, 8 April 2008

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Daniel in his thong.

Daniel Radcliffe(also known as Scarhead, Harry Potter, Radders, Radzo and DanRad.) was seen earlier today in his local Marks and Spencer lingerie section. When the star bent down to take a closer look at the granny knickers, he revealed a bit more than just a builder's bum. For Radders was unmistakably wearing a rather lacy woman's thong.

"I spotted Daniel looking at the knickers in the woman's section," said Juliet a sales assistant. "The boy looked a bit confused as he examined a pair of extra large granny like knickers. I approached him to ask him if he needed help buying underwear for his elderly relative, but this seemed to confused him more and he ended up dropping the knickers on the floor. As he bend down to pick them up his trousers fell slightly down to revel a pink sexy thong, of course I backed off then it seemed he knew what he was doing concerning woman's knickers."

It was hard tracking Daniel down as he is a worldwide celebrity with intensive security, but our determination and persistence finally paid off and we were able to sneak in through his unlocked back door (plain careless Radders).

"Ok so I wear woman's underwear." he admitted turning slightly red "But I like the way it feels against my skin and it makes me feel good about myself. I have about 80 thongs and 3 pairs of massive briefs for that special time of the month."

We left Radzo's house in confusion, what was he talking about? Special time of the month? Looks like another investigation for us to get to the bottom of.

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