Famed astrologer Mother Clara said that tomorrow will be a horrible day for all Libras. She said that it is because Mercury will come out of Uranus and that is never a good sign for Libras.
All Libras will either die, become permanently injured, or will be arrested. This phenomenon last happened 25,000 years ago and all the Libras were wiped off the face of the Earth except for a few who suffered brain damage.
"An entire group under one sign hasn't faced such a dire calamity since all Virgos contracted Herpes in 3000 B.C." Mother Clara explained. "It's never a good sign when things come out of Uranus."
Many Libras went to the bank after the announcement and withdrew their savings as well as ran up their credit cards. A few even told their bosses off.