It has finally come to pass. The classic children's show has finally been made into a full length block buster movie featuring such heroic gay actors as John Barrowman and Mr Hal Gibson.
Makers of the original series have always denied that the true meaning was to teach children proper condom use but there descendants have a serious lack of morals and have advertised the new film as a homoerotic, psychedelic wonder of an educational film.
Despite all this though the actors involved are surprisingly twitchy about seeming 'preachy' and are horrified at claims that they are only in this movie because they themselves actually have aids and want to spread the message of condom use as much as they can before they pop it.
It was as they were uttering the final soliloquy that goes along the lines of "bananas, in pajamas, make such a loverly pair" that a cameraman yelled out, "hur you aids ridden poofters" and had the snot beaten out of him, the fool