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Monday, 31 March 2008

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Harry's Magic Mushroom Farm.

Earlier today a dog walker, walking her dog in Farnham near the Harry Potter film set stumbled upon something very unexpected. She discovered the famous actor's very own psilocybin farm (commonly known as magic mushrooms)

The teen has been growing the mushrooms for the last two years and selling his home made brewed mushroom tea to others on the Harry Potter set such as Ron Weasley and Hermione Grainger.

"Yeah ok so I had been selling magic mushrooms to a few mates, but it was only small time I mean I only have 9000 aches of land full of mushrooms. I am a famous actor, I am untouchable, what the police going to do?" asked Potter as he watered his mushrooms.

What the police actually intend to do with Potter, is to make an example of him. The head of Scotland yard and Gordon Brown have both agreed that his behaviour is appalling and that he should not get away with it just because of who he is. Therefore they will be bring the death sentence back especially for the young scallywag and he will be sentenced to death next week.

"Young celebrities like Harry better be warned they will not get away with it for much longer, if they set a toe out of lie we will be killing them. I don't care how much money he has or how many times he has posed naked on stage we are putting our foot down." Said PM Gordon Brown.

If you are strapped for cash our tip is that you all try and become friendly with the soon to be dead Harry before they kill him because he might leave you something in his will. Also another chance to get rich would be becoming the next Harry Potter, they will be holding auditions in London next week, unfortunately this clashes with Harry's funeral so you can only go to one.

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