Brad Pitt and Leona Lewis have made a press announcement confirming that which many people have suspected for some time, that they are in the middle of a passionate affair.
"There is no point denying it," said Leona, dressed in a low cut T shirt and Calvin Klein jeans."It was love at first sight. Neither of us wanted this to happen - but the attraction was too strong."
Brad Pitt agreed, supportively putting an arm around Leona's shoulders as they faced the glare of the world's gossip mongering press from outside his home. "We work in the same office and it was difficult for us to avoid each other. Seeing each other every day - maybe in the canteen or at the photocopier, sometimes in meetings, we couldn't help catching the other's eye. It was impossible for us to escape this powerful and natural sexual gravitational pull."
Fellow employees at Leatherhead Timber Merchants, where the couple work, were not surprised that the two ended up having an affair but have been non plussed by the attention of the global media. "Brad is a deputy finance manager and Leona is an admin assistant - they aren't even line managers so we can't quite understand the interest." Said Simon Cowell, Head of Health and Safety for the company.