Written by Bruno Murphy
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Topics: Owen Wilson

Friday, 28 March 2008

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Aftershocks can be felt running thourgh the Wilson camp after brother Owen appeared on WWE as his character Drillbit Taylor.

"I don't know what he was thinking. I mean I know his career hit a bit of a skid, but this is suicide," claimed his brother Luke

Most of his family are trying to put themselves back together after Luke's career hit a grinding halt with the release of My SuperEx Girlfriend, but now Owen has decided to follow in David Arquette's footsteps as he put the bullet to his career.

"I can't believe he did that, I mean after Wedding Crashers he was ontop of the world. Now he has no where to go but down," David Arquette told Luke.

Goodbye to one of America's young acting talents.

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