Written by Sophie Jayne

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Thursday, 27 March 2008

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Emma and Bonnie at the seaside.

Today stars of the Harry Potter film series took a well earned rest from...what ever it is they do, by going on their annual trip to the British seaside.

"This year we are going to Scarborough." Said Dan Radcliffe AKA sexy boy wizard "We are all really excited, it is a chance for the entire team to relax and have fun together, and this year is even more important as we will be going to SCARborough and Harry Potter has a scar."

"Yeah, I love the trips to the seaside." Rupert Grint agreed "Me and Daniel do enjoy ogling at Emma Watson (Hermione) and Bonnie Wright (Ginny) in their bikinis. Maggie Smith (Professor McGonagal) not so much, although Michael Gambon (Dumbledore) does look good in his speedos."

The cast will enjoy the sea and sand, making castles, playing on the pleasure beach and slot machines and dinning on fish and chips.

We were very interested by the whole thing and therefore took a trip to the seaside ourselves under disguise. The stars did in fact do all the seaside things they claimed they would plus at one point we thought we saw Rupert and Daniel getting frisky in the sea.

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