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Thursday, 27 March 2008

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One of the aliens. Not sure if it is the father.

It has been reported that, starlet, Ashley Tisdale had been abducted by aliens.

"Ash is not pregnant with my child," heartthrob Zac Efron states. "She was abducted by one of the aliens they were using to film her new movie. The little guy got a little excited, and thought they were filming a prono called 'They Came Upstairs'. So, no, it's not me. Although with the way Ashley keeps going on about how good he was, Vanessa is saying I have to take lessons."

There were approximately three to four aliens on set. They are all identical, and seem to have a hive mentality. What one does, sees, feels, etc. they all do.

When asked what she thought about all of this, Ashley responded, "All I can say is I hope the baby looks like me. Only with their daddy's nose. Not my nose, definitely not my nose."

Both Ashley and the alien claim it was mutual, and there was no foul play. However, the alien (we can not pronounce his name) did admit to asking Ashley to call him a 'flithy slut bitch', but it was all in good fun.

No charges are being filed. The wedding is planned for June.

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