Know it all witch Hermione Granger has disgraced Hogwarts school by being the first pupil in a century to fall pregnant whilst attending.
The witch's teenage pregnancy was uncovered when fellow pupil Draco Malfoy discovered positive pregnancy tests in Hermione's bag. Being a perfect pupil Malfoy immediately took the evidence to Professor Snape who took the appropriate actions.
"Oh God." Said Harry Potter a friend of Granger's "Of all the girls in our year, Hermione is the least likely one to get pregnant, she is far to straight laced. I thought it would be more likely to be someone like Ginny or a slag like that."
"Getting pregnant is stupid at her age." Molly Wesley, parent of a high portion of Hogwarts pupil said ""If the pupils want to have sex I suggest that they go on the Wesley wizarding pill, a pill concocted by my sons Fred and George that fully stops you from falling pregnant."
Miss Granger has not admitted who the father is but I think we can all guess who it is, after all there has only ever been one boy for Hermione. (Yes, he is ginger).