The Vatican: What's the common link between Rap bad boy Eminem, rehab-and-rehabbed star Amy Whine-house and a bunch of saints dressed in white, the choir singers of a local Gregorian chanting group in the Vatican city? Well, if all goes well, the "holy bunch" could be the very next in-thing in the music industry, signed by major record company, Universal Music, alongside the "devils" of the industry: Whine-house and Eminem.
These brothers have already wowed the chief producers of the music company with their performance of the song, "Sound of the silence", which was also posted on YouTube.
The chief spokesperson for Universal Music, Kick-Butt Moron, had this to say about the company's interest in the brothers, who are incidentally sponsored by the pope: "They are simply the best non-drug addicted, non-alcoholic and non-psychologically screwed-up bunch of singers we could find. Besides, the market for Pope music is so immense. Their haunting melody, coupled with the blasting sound of drums and smooth guitars make them the new, nearer-to-god Eminem."
The contracts are reportedly in place, and the Gregorian brothers are ready aswell. Only time will tell if they can "reproduce" the magic that the producers saw in them, especially since they have been ordered to remain "chaste" by god. Sources also mentioned that the brothers will perform groovy dance-moves in their videos, choreographed by the ever-so-cheesy band, Backstreet boys.
Words usually used in popular music such as "fuck you" will be replaced by "bless you", "sexy-back" by "chaste back" and "Son of a bitch" by "Son of the lord" in this new music form which will be called "Pope" music...