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Monday, 24 March 2008

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Daniel Radclife bares all.

Yesterday Harry Potter star and teenage heart throb Daniel Radcliffe took things a little too far, fully stripping in a busy high street in London.

The star who had earlier appeared in west end play Equus, at which he had intimate naked scenes, got confused, took all his clothes off and danced around.

"It was like nothing I have ever seen before." lucky passerby Rose said "One minute he was fully dressed and the next he had stripped and was doing some kind of strange jig. But Good God isn't his Willy small."

Radcliffe's management have apologised on behalf of the young actor saying he has developed an illness due to over confidence of getting naked and therefore strips off regularly.

Radcliffe was later taken to naked rehab at which they teach you that wearing clothes is good. Being the nosy sort and having a raw interest in naked stars, we broke into the naked rehab and all we can say is that there are mental images that will never ever go away but Rose was right, Dan does have a strangely small willy. we would wish Daniel luck in recovering from his naked obsession but he is hot, so we quiet like seeing him disrobed.

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