Written by joepane
Print this
Topics: Britney Spears, eBay

Monday, 24 March 2008

image for Britney is to be sold on eBay
Britney, Kori and Kevin

Pop sensation Britney Spears is to be sold on auction site, eBay. The seller, Sean Preston Federline, is said to be outraged at her behaviour.

Sean, who is only 2 years old, believes he acts better than his mother does. Kevin, his dad, is apparently supporting him all the way.

This comes just months after Britney, who had hits such as "Oops, I Did It Again" and "Outrageous", was given a restraining order, and was told she could never see her kids.

She has no bids as of yet, but Sean is urging people to bid, to get rid of her.

Her sister, however, has told the press that if Britney gets no bids, she will take the singer in.

Make joepane's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 plus 5?

4 10 22 20
72 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more