Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: Robbie Williams

Sunday, 23 March 2008

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Williams, in years to come

Following on from news that his lyrics are under-attack, Robbie Williams has been banned from his favourite pastime, Gardening.

The former hell raising wild-child of Take That has also bought a new pipe and pair of slippers to match his new lifestyle.

Alluding to lyrics in his hit song 'Rock DJ' the famous singing friend of Jonathan Wilkes asked faded gardening experts Charlie Dimmock and Tommy Walsh 'Can you dig it?'

They replied they could, but it would cost them. William's new house in Basingstoke will be the subject of a special bank holiday edition of 'Challenge Anneka' where the singer's house will be restored and spruced up using millions of pounds of Licence payer's money.

Williams himself is worth £200 million, but don't tell the taxman that...

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