Written by Sophie Jayne
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Saturday, 22 March 2008

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The bushs Elvis was Sighted in.

Elvis has apparently been seen in the bushes of the Harry Potter set in Farnham.

Chandler Bing said "I saw him when I was hiding in the bushes I'm quite a Daniel Radcliffe fan and was having my annual bush trip at which I hide in the bushes on set in the hope of catching a glance of the boy wizard, when I spotted this other person, at first I thought it was a general person, but then I realized it was Elvis so I screamed 'Love Me Tender' at the top of my voice and then I don't know what happened to Elvis because I got kicked out by armed SAS men."

Chandler Bing told his story to police but was taken to a nearby mental institute thought to be mad.

We ourselves believe Mr Bing and will be doing everything in our power to track down the king, because as that nice boy (who looks strangely like Neville Longbottom) from that lovely little band 'Scouting for girls' says, Elvis ain't dead.

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