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Friday, 21 March 2008

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Emma plans to embrace the bunny for her next big move

Emma Watson, the young actress from the Harry Potter movies, will turn 18 on April 15th. This will move her from jailbait to official hottie status in Hollywood and in the pages of the gossip rags/supermarket tabloids.

To celebrate her birthday, the young woman has accepted Hugh Hefner's one million dollar offer to pose for Playboy magazine. Publication of that issue will coincide with the release of her next Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Speaking from the set of that movie, Watson said "I've been chased by everyone since I was eleven years old wanting to see me naked. I've decided to fulfill some fantasies and line my pockets because...well...I'm not a very good actress and most people don't pay to see small breasts on a girl with a skinny ass."

The magazine, in celebration of the 18th birthday, will honor Watson with an 18 page spread (pun intended). One section of that will feature Watson in full Hermione regalia (robe open, of course) with the caption asking: "just where would you like to put your magic wand?"

Watson is pleased with her decision and concluded the interview by saying that "I hope to make the transition from child star to mainstream actress as easily as Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen Twins did it."

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