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Friday, 21 March 2008

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Wearing a wee coloured top and hat.

Today a number of people witnessed the queen urinating in a gutter on Downing Street on the way to a meeting with PM Gordon Brown.

"Her skirt was pulled over her head as she crouched down in the gutter." Lucy an onlooker said "She fell backwards a few times, losing her balanced and her aim was awful."

"I did wonder what she had been up to." admitted Gordon "Her tights were dripping wet and she smelt like a public toilet without the disinfectant."

"I was bursting." Queenie screamed in her defence "Toilets are against Brownie's religion and so what is a girl to do?"

It seems to us that the Queen is going off the rails- we suggest an ASBO.

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