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Friday, 21 March 2008

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The bathroom he spend 26 hours in.

Yesterday filming of the latest Potter film was halted due to actor Daniel Radcliffe stuck on the toilet constipated for 26 hours.

The actor who had been out all night partying came into the studio and immediately rushed into the toilets, remaining there for 26 hours, 23 minutes and 14 seconds.

"I apologised to the producers," Radcliffe said "But I just couldn't come out and start filming with poo half hanging out."

"It was really strange." Rupert Grint AKA ginger sidekick laughed "It was rumoured that his willy had fallen off we didn't know what was going on. When I went into the loo I could hear him making funny noises, of course I left quickly and peed in a bottle elsewhere."

Later Pottso was rushed into hospital, it was feared he had some kind of bowel problem. We hope to see the actor up and well soon.

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