Written by Tiki Murphy
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Friday, 21 March 2008

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A picture taken of Peeping Tom/Stalker Hank "Hanky Panky" Pankerman, by the three 'smokinest' writers for The Spoof.

Hannah Montanna star Miley Cyrus, and Harry Potter starlet Emma Watson, have more in common than fame and Google searches. It seems both have been victims of a Peeping Tom.

The peeping for Emma occurred when she arrived in the states for a Harry Potter promotional circuit. "I was in my hotel room, making out with Dan and Rupert, when this man started looking in my window. I mean he was just hanging there, upside down, like Spiderman. Oh, and he had a camera. Well, I shoved Dan under the bed and Rupert in the closet and called my dad. The man was gone by the time my dad got to my room."

No word on if Dan or Rupert were caught by Emma's daddy.

Pop-tart and starlet Miley Cyrus has stated the same thing happened to her. "I was in my bedroom, praying, when suddenly some guy is hanging upside down, out my window. He has a camera and is taking pictures of me in my underwear. I hollered for my daddy, and by the time daddy got there, the guy was gone."

The police decided to put a notice in the paper, to see if anyone else has had this issue. They received a call from an irate man by the name of Hank 'Hanky Panky' Pankerman. Apparently, this man was the Peeping Tom, however he took offense to the title.

"I have not been a Peeping Tom for almost 34 years. I gave that up when I graduated high school. I am a stalker dammit. Get it right. You don't believe me? Well come to this address and I'll show you."

When they police arrived, a very fit 52 year old man, in his underwear answered the door. When asked if he was Hank Pankerman, the man answered yes, but he prefers to be called Hanky Panky. The police then asked if they could search his house, he gladly showed them around.

"This here is my shrine to Ms. Cyrus, this one here is the one to Ms. Watson," Hanky Panky pointed out the different rooms. "Now these three here were the toughtest to get. These are the shrines to Queen Mudder, Carina-eta, and Tiki Murphy. Writers for the best news site out there."

At the confused looks on the police, Hanky Panky got rather upset. "Don't you know who they are?" One officers reply was, "The chick from Bewitched, some psychedelic blonde with a cigarette, and a cartoon avatar?"

This response seemed to anger Hanky Panky, "They are the hottes, most smokinest writers for the greatest news site in the world. Go ahead, go look them up. You'll see what I mean."

The police arrested Hanky Panky on the spot and are holding him for psychiatric evaluation.

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