Written by Squizzard
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Topics: Shia LaBeouf

Thursday, 20 March 2008

Shia LaBeouf, 21 year old star of the 'The Transformers', is in hot water again.

Last year, LaBeouf caused a major international incident when he locked himself and two Asian women in a Chicago Walgreens Drug Store. He refused to leave the store, took nude photos of himself and developed them in the 'One Hour' photomat, and forced the women to make themselves up as Geisha.

Police finally stormed the drug mart with tear gas and arrested the upstart star who wept bitterly while being dragged away.

Now, quite recently, LaBeouf was caught smoking inside a local Chuck-E-Cheese restaurant. When informed by management that smoking was not allowed in the eatery, an enraged LaBeouf put his cigarette out on the Chuck-E-Cheese mouse mascot's nose. The manager threatened to call police as an angry LaBeouf jumped into the ball pit area and started tossing balls into the dining room hitting hapless parents and children who were trying to eat pizza.

Police arrived on the scene and issued LaBeouf a citation for disturbing the peace and breaking California's No Public Smoking ban.

After refusing to attend his hearing on the smoking charges, a bench warrant for issued for LaBeouf's arrest. A defiant LaBeouf turned himself in and stood before Judge Nick O'Teene Monday afternoon. LaBeouf was fined the maximum $500 fine for smoking in an enclosed, public area. As he walked out of the courtroom an enraged LaBeouf faced the judge, pulled down his britches and said, "smoke this".

LaBeouf's agent expects him to be out of jail next week after he serves his time for contempt of court.

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