Written by Sophie Jayne

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Topics: Harry Potter

Thursday, 20 March 2008

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Ginny in her clubbing gear

The Sixth Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is at present being filmed. The scene involving a passionate kiss between Ginny and Harry is rumoured to be causing problems on set.

"He has an awful kissing technique." Cringed Bonnie Wright who plays Ginny "Every time we try to film it he sticks his tongue right down my throat in a vulgar manner and I end up choking to death, So I left I would rather be penniless than have to go through that again."

We ourselves found it hard to believe that Daniel Radcliffe, millionaire acting sensation, could possibly not be a good kisser. You know us, we had to check.

We tracked down Radcliffe at one of his usual haunts and attempted to chat him up. It wasn't hard to get a kiss from Dan, he willingly seems to give them out and we can confirm that Bonnie was right: he cannot kiss for all the money in the world.

Good job he does have all the money in the world!

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