Written by Ana Ward
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Thursday, 20 March 2008

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Angelina to give birth in the air over France & Texas

Speculation regarding the birth place of the Pitt-Jolie twins is rife. From the glossy pages of our own celebrity magazine, Spoofville, comes the shocking revelation - Angelina to give birth to the much talked about bump in France & Texas.

Angelina has advised everyone that the birth will take place in France. Brad has however informed his entourage that it will take place Texan style. Ange has compromised: she will give birth to the girl twin in France in memory of her mother; and the baby boy in Texas in Brads honour.

Brangelina are in the process of discussing "astral travel" with their gynae and Smallville's very own Clarke Kent. Brad has stated that he has eaten from "The tree of Life" so he can be in two places at one time. Ange however has a problem with flying at the moment & cannot be in Texas & France on the same day. She feels she may not be up to astral travel so soon after the birth of the first twin.

The problem has been solved by non other than Ana Ward. Angelina will give birth to her daughter in the air over Fresh territory & then to USA skies for the birth of her son the second twin over Texan soil without leaving her maternal bed.

As Clarke Kent only works in Smallville, he was unable to assist the global trotters with their astral travel plans. Mr Kent has in his wisdom speculated that Ms Jolie may be worrying unnecessarily as her babies are of the same sex.

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