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Wednesday, 19 March 2008

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Not content with retiring after finishing her popular Harry Potter book series, JK Rowling is realising an eighth book which will unusually be in pop song form.

"It is going to be groovy man." She said, like she was on something. "You know I like to move with my audience and I think that is where my audience is."

The song will follow Harry as he starts up home with girlfriend Ginny, the couple will go through the usual problems such as her turning lesbian and getting off with the next door neighbour's grandmother and him realising that his parents were not who he thought they were and that he is no longer happy as a man and wants a sex change.

Rumour has it that a musical/film will be made on the song and that some of the old actors such as Radcliffe, Grint and Watson will star in it. We didn't even bother interviewing them because we can already predict what they will say, Emma and Daniel will be overjoyed at the prospect of more money and a longer career where as ginger Grint will be sceptical and probably yell some sarcastic comment at us.

JK is also thinking about realising an album and going on tour - we cannot wait.

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