Written by Sophie Jayne
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Wednesday, 19 March 2008

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John Barrowman...in tramp attire.

Today Torchwood star John Barrowman (41) threw away his Prada handbags and climbed back into his closet announcing that he had been wrong, he was straight.

The singer and actor dumped his partner Scott of 21 years saying that he had seen the light and that he now knew he had feelings for woman and not men. "The only trouble," the singing sensation joked "will be telling my parents. I know I'll have to do it sometime but I don't know how they will take the news of having a straight boy in the family."

Scott his civil partner was of course devastated by the news but we didn't really care and therefore barged into the flat the two ex lovers used to share and demanded his side of the story. In tears Scott told us "I gave the best years of my life to that man and now he turns around and tells me he is straight." We laughed at him and then quickly left via the kitchen window before he called the police on us like a certain young actor did last week (mentioning no name...Daniel Radcliffe).

Barrowman is now rumoured to be dating a big busted model.

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