It has emerge today that the chambers underneath Hogwarts school, formally known as the chamber of secrets, is getting a new name these days due to its raunchy sex reputation.
It is rumoured that in between takes the students working on the new Harry Potter films, a docudrama based on life at the school of wizardry and witchcraft, nip down to the chamber for a bit of hows your father.
"Yes it is true." Neville Longbottom, a Hogwarts student, beamed. "Sometimes after a scene some of the sexual energy we have needs to be channelled away so the producers reopened the chambers so we could go and have a shag. Yesterday I had Hermione and Ginny - at the same time."
On a purely professional basis I took a trip to down to the chambers and came away pleasantly surprised. Without going into details I can confirm that there is in fact a secret sex chamber. Coincidently I can also confirm that Dumbledore has a tattoo of a phoenix on his left buttock.