Written by Sophie Jayne
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Topics: Sex, Harry Potter

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

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A Hogwarts student after a trip below

It has emerge today that the chambers underneath Hogwarts school, formally known as the chamber of secrets, is getting a new name these days due to its raunchy sex reputation.

It is rumoured that in between takes the students working on the new Harry Potter films, a docudrama based on life at the school of wizardry and witchcraft, nip down to the chamber for a bit of hows your father.

"Yes it is true." Neville Longbottom, a Hogwarts student, beamed. "Sometimes after a scene some of the sexual energy we have needs to be channelled away so the producers reopened the chambers so we could go and have a shag. Yesterday I had Hermione and Ginny - at the same time."

On a purely professional basis I took a trip to down to the chambers and came away pleasantly surprised. Without going into details I can confirm that there is in fact a secret sex chamber. Coincidently I can also confirm that Dumbledore has a tattoo of a phoenix on his left buttock.

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