Written by Sophie Jayne
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Topics: Harry Potter

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

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First there was High School Musical, then Hairspray came to annoy the hell out of us. But it seems that that is not enough after it was announced that a Harry Potter musical is in the making!

The musical will be a medley of the seven books and will star all the film actors such as Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson. It will basically be a speeded up version of the films with the lines delivered to us in song.

Radcliffe, an old hand to the Westend stage, described the upcoming performances as "The greatest idea in history" saying he couldn't wait to get on stage again, though this time of course he will be wearing a lot more clothes.

Rupert Grint AKA ginger sidekick, took the news badly and is rumoured to have said "I can't f***ing sing. If they make me sing I am walking and there is no way they will be able to find a ginger replacement at the eleventh hour".

Despite Grint's reactions the show must go on so ladies and gentlemen please take your seats - the performance is about to begin.

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